Hold Your Umbrella Upside Down
I went swimming in the Twin Towers in Ohio again this past Wednesday (the last day of my visit in Cincinnati). In the dressing room there were a number of golden oldies and one of them was singing: "Hold your umbrella/ upside down" or was it "Don't hold your umbrella upside down." I think it was the first because I remember it as being counterintuitive. I tried to find the song on the web but couldn't. I think it is a real song, an old song, so if you know it please tell me. It's hard to get the tune out of my head. Everyone else was quiet as she sang the line again and again:
Hold your um-brell-a
Up-side down!
Then a voice on the overhead system said, "Code 10, apartment 61. Code 10, apartment 61."
Review of the Twin Towers pool, available to join by those not living in the retirement home for a fee:
The pool is a good 75 feet and clean. There is a large hottub by the pool. One lane is available during classes. The atmosphere is lowkey. The hours are good.
Jen: "Why didn't you join the Y [Y.M.C.A.]?"
Mom: "Because I don't like the smell of it."
Isn't my mom great??
