Gaydar in the Locker Room

Today there was a lesbian in the locker room, even two! Of course, the Village is full of lesbians but perhaps, having grown up in Ohio, I get so excited when I spot a dyke! I did what I usually do which is assess if I am correct in assuming the lesbian is a lesbian. This one had so many signs, one after another:

1) Wearing men's underpants

2) With a woman, and when the dyke bent over, the femme said, "Are you trying to flirt with me?"

2) Matching intricate tribals on both upper arms

3) Short hair

4) Jeans

5) Pierced nipple

6) The femme said, "What do you want to do tonight?" and the dyke said, "Go to the girl bars."

I made sure to flash my labrys tattoo!